Curse

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 03, 2007, 01:20 PM // 13:20

*Swampy wanders into the bar with a broken bottle*

Who wants some?

For anyone who doesn't know what this is, here's the link to the first:
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10031454

I pwnd U · Apr 03, 2007, 01:51 PM // 13:51

*sips beer*
*looks at swampy*
*goes to the door*
*waits by the door with a crowbar for the next person that walks in*

Sophitia Leafblade · Apr 03, 2007, 02:05 PM // 14:05

*Dives in through the Window to avoid pwned*

*sneaks up behind Pwned and sticks a "Kick me" sign oh his back*

*goes to bar and orders the first round*

"Drinks are on me"

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 03, 2007, 03:45 PM // 15:45

*Gets beer from Sophitia*

*Throw beer at guy with "kick me" sign on his back cause I'm drunk and lazy"

*orders a jack and coke*

I pwnd U · Apr 03, 2007, 03:52 PM // 15:52

*whips around and jacks Sophitia*
"oops"
*sips beer*
*smashes crowbar in Souls face*
*laughs*
*runs in circles*

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 03, 2007, 03:55 PM // 15:55

*trips then kicks pwnd*
*trades broken bottle in for whole one, filled*

Evenstar · Apr 03, 2007, 03:58 PM // 15:58

*walks into the bar*
*drinks tea*
*sets curtains on fire*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 03, 2007, 04:44 PM // 16:44

*drink beers*
*bring out steel pipe*
Scream out.... "I want to raise some hell than leave"
*smash pwnd in the shin with steel pipe*
*pick him up and toss him into the bar table*
*pour beers on him*
*leave the bar...*

*come back in and drink more beers*
*walk out slowly*

Lasher Dragon · Apr 03, 2007, 04:46 PM // 16:46

*a soot-black pentagram etches itself into the floor*

*six dusty obsidian columns raise out of the floor at the
points*

*a screaming rift punches into reality above the pentagram, stars are visible through the tear in the fabric of the universe as a ghostly ionized wind caresses the interior of the bar*

*Lasher coalesces into being as the rift seals, the columns sink back into the floor and the soot pentagram dissipates on the remnants of the breeze*

Did somebody say free beer?

Bane of Worlds · Apr 03, 2007, 05:00 PM // 17:00

*comes in the bar while watching Donny Darko on his portable dvd player*
*orders a meal and does a doubletake when someone spoke of free beer*
*drinks free beer*
*opens portal to the spiritual world to haunt the bar*
*Enjoys beer while Pwnd accidentally enters another world*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 03, 2007, 05:00 PM // 17:00

*toss free beer to lasher*
*walks around the bar and kick pwnd in the shin again*
*sit on a chair and pull out my PSP..*
*play games while waiting*

chris_nin00 · Apr 03, 2007, 05:19 PM // 17:19

*takes spot as bartender*

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 03, 2007, 05:23 PM // 17:23

*finishes off her free beer then breaks the bottle*
*swings broken bottle wildly*
*rants uncontrolably*

fallot · Apr 03, 2007, 06:16 PM // 18:16

*kills people*
*kills people*
*kills people*
*kills this thread*

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 03, 2007, 07:46 PM // 19:46

*uses res sig on thread to bump it back up to full health but only 25% nrg*

*pounds 12th jack and coke*

*orders an irish car bomb for everyone*

*blacks out*

I pwnd U · Apr 03, 2007, 09:37 PM // 21:37

*looks around*
*wonders where this new world is*
*jumps at a wall*
*emerges back into real world*
*uses crowbar to smash in Bane's face*
*kicks Grim in the mommy daddy button*
*swings at Swampy*
*takes a break*
*catches breath*
*sips beer*
*lights Soul on fire*
*laughs*

Divine Freak · Apr 03, 2007, 09:38 PM // 21:38

*spin-dives into the bar, tripping pwnd on the way in*
*slams the free irish car bomb*
*grabs a free beer from the bartender*
*pounds the free beer then throws the bottle at Sophita*
*orders another beer*
*sits at the bar and watches the chaos unfold*

I pwnd U · Apr 03, 2007, 09:40 PM // 21:40

*gets up*
*takes crowbar*
*smashes Divine's knees*
*watches them snap*
*laughs*
*kicks him in the face*
*sips beer*

Divine Freak · Apr 03, 2007, 09:43 PM // 21:43

*fixes knee caps with orison of healing*
*kicks a barstool straight into pwnd*
*drinks beer*
*wonders when the rest of the regulars will arrive*

I pwnd U · Apr 03, 2007, 10:16 PM // 22:16

*catches bar stool*
*sits down*
*sips beer*
*tosses darts at dart board*
*hits sophitia*
*shrugs*